ocr: My name is Alvin Topsler III. My friends call me Alvie. I'm a CPA at a large St. Louis bank. Which is the way is should be becauselcome from a long line of successful CPAS. You could say that numbers are in my blood. But what the Topsler men have never been very good - at is WOIlICIl. Take the other day.Iam sitting in my office inconspicuously staring at the temp that has been assigned to me. She-1s-a- babe. I'm sitting there thinking about stalking her after work when she looks and smiles at me! Is there spinach caught in my teeth?! Is my head on fire!?